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Re: Re: All Hail the Rat People
by
shortstopjpc
I'm pretty sure the only thing they have actually proven to work using RATS,,,,,,,,,,, is RAT poison....
We have the poison,,,,, but what will we use to test it?..........hmmmmm,,,,,
I will just bet, that at one time,,,,,, what we now define and use at RAT poison, may have been at one time,,,, a possible cure.
Scientist: I have found the cure for............
Helper: Sir,,,,, um,,,,,,,, its dead
Scientist: The,,,,,Rat population.
Why did'nt they test that olestra stuff on Rats,,,,, that would have saved a little trouble.
Scientist: the rats,,,,,,, they're,,,,,,,,,,,, leaking
I think they deserve their own billboard,,,,,,,,,,, for crying out loud we have cheese testing, wine testing next exit,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but never Rat,,,,,,,,,, give the Rats a sign.
That would explain also why there's never been a cure for male baldness,,,,,,,,,, Unless someone else has witnessed a bald rat..... I dont think so...
And if the cure to baldness might be high in the canopy of the Rainforest,,,,,,,,,,, then lets get a bunch of bald guys,,,,,, go grab some rope and a jungle guide,,,,,,,,, and get in that canopy and start eating everything that isnt bolted down......... First guy to come out with hair,,,,, wins,,,,,,, and gets a patent.
And whats up with the mouse and the maze thing,,,,,,,, is that all mice are good for, other than training kids how to clean cages......
Dogs,,,,,,,, dogs are smart,,,, yes,,,, dogs will not smoke,,,,,,, but they will eat cat poop.
Humans,,, wont eat cat poop,,,,,,,,, willingly,,,,,,,,, but they will smoke... I think its toss up.
Humans,,,,,, however,,,,,,,, say the dogs mouth is cleaner than the humans,,,,,, is this before or after the cat poop...jC
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