Well Brad, it's about time you posted here again...and thanks for making it a good one. A rat conspiracy...who'd a thunk it? Do they also have their little rat-sized black helicopters to swoop down on those who figure them out, to abduct them and wisk them away to rat-sized government installations, where they are tortured...sorry, 'interrogated' - torture is against the law now...'spoken to menacingly' to find out just how much they know? Remember Mel Gibson & Julia Roberts in 'Conspiracy Theory'? Think about it...get a nice picture of it in your mind... Now picture all of the bad guys as rats. Brad, keep an eye out for tiny helicopters.