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Re: All Hail the Rat People
by
shortstopjpc
I am just glad that the evolution people, have decided not to kill anymore of our monkey brothers, which by the way I tried to get on a plane the other day with a monkey, and they would'nt let me on with him...... But I evolved from him, he is my bro........ Then again, the monkey, who I like to call bill, could have also been denied due to his links with Al kida, which sounds very close to our terrorists friends, but in fact is just a chimpanzee with a funny name. I think we should experiment on those dummies that they use for CPR,,,,,,,,,,,, I mean you can pound on those things, throw em around, wipe em down with alcohol and their ready for the next experiment....... This would keep the rat lovers out of your hair, and lets face it,,,,,,,, how could it hinder progress,,,, when there's been none. Why dont they experiment on government cheese,,,,,,,, what ever happened to that stuff,,, it was great. They probably stopped it because guys like me somehow got it,,,,,,, and I never qualified,,,, I dont know how that happened. And, if rats are a true indicator of human behavior and reaction, why dont they crash test using them,,,, look at the money they will save on vehicles alone, a rat car is way smaller. And besides that the slow motion pictures would be priceless......... Send the crash test dummies over to CPR and put em to good use. Little rats with helmets on, flailing about, classic,,,,,,,,. Since evolution is a theory, perhaps we should consider the possibility, that we may have evolved from rats, which would explain my urge to run on oversized large wheels. The only thing I would have a problem with is, if we did find out we came from rats, we would have to celebrate rat rituals and such...... I can just see the family water jug/dispenser being changed to a pet waterer, you know, the upside down container with a metal ball at the end,,,,,,,,,,,,, gross, everyone licking off the same ball,,, look at the money you'd save on cups though,,,,,, hmmmmmm,,,, Well, brad thanks for triggering these oddball thoughts in my head, I really appreciate that.. well, back to the factory.
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