Just finished shopping at Publix here in Nashville. Publix is a grocery store that is way over priced, but its worth it because they taught all their employees to fake that they care you’re there. As I was leaving I had no fewer than four employees tell me to have a nice day on the way out.

I have often wondered how one goes about having a nice day. What even constitutes a nice day in the first place? I mean how hard is it? I suppose not getting electrocuted would define a nice day to some, but what about ...   more »