Having been married 17 years, I am shocked and amazed that I lasted as long as I did without having a wife. Being married to a woman teaches you just how much you don’t know about life, living and survival in the real world. If you don’t believe me, just ask her. Actually that is the first thing a woman teaches you, you can’t go on any longer under the delusion that survival is possible without her insight.

There are things I never knew about myself that are now crystal clear. For example, before I got married I actually had ...   more »

How many times have you considered the “purpose” of marriage? That’s right, the purpose. For thousands of years we as a human race have gotten married for one reason only, to have children.

Though children can be created without marriage the purpose of marriage was the guarantee that they would be raised and nurtured by one woman and one man. Not only is that the ONLY combination that can create children, it is the only combination that guarantees that the child from day one will be nurtured in the ways of life by a female and male perspective.

Each gender ...   more »

The tricky thing I have found in writing my column these many months is people read it sometimes as though I am speaking as a representative of some formal church organization. I am not. I am speaking as a comedian.

True enough I have opinions and concepts that I believe to be true but I am going to use humor, sarcasm, satire and politically incorrect phraseology to deliver the message. That is what I do and is why sometimes I believe people miss the point when they read my column.

Unfortunately when it comes to the “liberal” mindset it is ...   more »