"Boys will be boys." -1909

"Boys will need Ridlin." -2009

"A stitch in time saves nine."-1909

"Aren't a dozen socks a $1.99 at Walmart?" -2009

"A penny saved is a penny earned."-1909

"Good news, Visa extended our credit limit!" -2009

"Children should be seen and not heard." -1909

"Children will be texting and not talking." -2009

"Don't count your chickens until they've -1909
hatched."

"Buy now, pay later."- 2009

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." -1909

"...well, that and nuclear holocaust." -2009

"When life gives you lemons make lemonade." -1909

"When life hands you lemons, sue somebody!" -2009

"The best things in life are free." -1909

"The best things in life have a fee"- 2009

"The family who prays together, stays 1909
together."

"C'mon kids lets break out the Wii!"- 2009

"Don't put off until tomorrow what you can -1909
do today."

"Would love to get on that today, but union- 2009
rules forbid it."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." -1909

"An apple a day means you're at poverty -2009
level."

"Patience is a virtue." -1909

"Can't these microwave dinners cook any -2009
faster?"

"'Till death do us part" -1909

"'Till debt do us part" -2009

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." -1909

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." -2009

"Do unto others as you would have others do -1909
unto you."

"Do unto others...first." -2009

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try -1909
again."

"If at first you don't succeed, thank god -2009
your teacher grades on a curve."

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man -1909
healthy, wealthy and wise."

"Early to bed and early to rise may be the -2009
first signs of depression."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."- 1909

"These exercises are killing me!"- 2009

"Laughter is the best medicine." -1909

"The best medicine for helping you laugh?...- 2009
prozac."