Once upon a time there was a comedian named Bra..er...Bert. He was told by his management and agents and bookeeper and lawn care maintainence specialist and others even less crucial in his life that in order to be a proffessional comedian with a proffessional website and have fans respect and adore him he must actively keep a blog going at all times or he will look like a non-professional comedian that doesn't care about his people and they will turn on him and lash out and send him nasty notes and demand locks of his hair in order to do ...   more »