I opened my Fox news mainpage to see what was fair and balanced in America today and was shocked to find out Lindsey Lohan has a substance abuse problem. When I say shocked I mean of course from the Latin "kindofias obviousage".

Lindsey is suffering ,so says the article, from the hollywood stars who have taken her under their well pharmaceuticaled wings, and taught her the ropes when it comes to using illegal substances all the while getting a photo op and a 3 picture deal.

I feel sorry for someone so young getting trapped by their immaturity into a ...   more »